the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze
The strangler is a rare poison, which makes the person unable to breathe. The poison is made from plants that are only found on islands in the Jade Sea. The leaves of the plant are picked and aged, then soaked in a wash of limes, sugar water and rare spices from the Summer Islands. The leaves are then discarded, but the liquid is kept and thickened with ash and allowed to crystallize. It turns a deep purple color.
@tylerl_hoechlin: It’s been a long time coming…And now it’s finally happened.
O dear Lord, he was reading Lolita to his 17 years younger than him girlfriend! I can’t even.
side by side we shall stand
with courage coursing through our veins
and power thrumming from our fingertips.
our voices loud like a war cry
In all the world there were but three living dragons, and those were hers; they were a wonder, and a terror, and beyond price.